An extremely unfortunately named beverage I discovered today while perusing the beer aisle...

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Honestly, if you take a quick gander around the site, you'll notice many of the pictures feature dudes advertising for this particular malt beverage, which frankly, if you are a guy and caught drinking the beverage in question, with the utmost gravitas you should ruminate the decisions that have constituted the path to arrive at this singular moment, the epitome of man-shame.

And what better way to quench your thirst after a tough day at the Temple of Doom:

Kali-mah!!!

Mitchell will probably be the only one to get that, but that would still make it worth posting.